Shaquille O'Neal e il Dr. Phil si svegliano per ritrovarsi incatenati ai tubi in un bagno . Il loro ospite, Billy the Puppet , rivela che la stanza si sta lentamente riempiendo di gas nervino con l'unica via d'uscita per fare un cestino e prendere le seghe, che devono essere usate sui loro piedi. Sfortunatamente, il dottor Phil sega il piede sbagliato e sviene, lasciando che i due muoiano.
ATTORI:
Anna Faris (Cindy)
Regina Hall (Brenda)
Craig Bierko (Tom Ryan)
Bill Pullman (Henry Hale)
Anthony Anderson (Mahalik)
Leslie Nielsen (President Baxter Harris)
Molly Shannon (Marilyn)
Michael Madsen (Oliver)
Chris Elliott (Ezekiel)
Carmen Electra (Holly)
Shaquille O'Neal (Shaq)
Phil McGraw (Dr. Phil)
Cloris Leachman (Mrs. Norris)
Conchita Campbell (Rachel)
Beau Mirchoff (Robbie Ryan)
Kevin Hart (CJ)
DeRay Davis (Marvin)
Simon Rex (George)
YoungBloodZ (YoungBloodZ)
Bryan Callen (Harper)
Alonzo Bodden (Jamison)
Dave Attell (Knifeman)
Holly Madison (Blonde #1)
Bridget Marquardt (Blonde #2)
Kendra Wilkinson (Blonde #3)
Drew Mikuska (Cody)
Chingy (Chingy)
Fabolous (Gunman)
Lil' Jon (Gloating Driver)
Henry Mah (Mr. Koji)
Garrett Masuda (Japanese Ghost Boy)
John Reardon (Jeremiah)
Campbell Lane (Amos)
Catherine Barroll (Female Elder #1)
Anna Ferguson (Female Elder #2)
Sean Allan (Male Elder #2)
Ralph Alderman (Male Elder #3)
Brad Sihvon ('His Brother, The Sheriff!')
Dave Leach (Mordecai)
Andrew McNee (Hoss)
Tomoko Sato (Japanese Ghost Woman)
Edward Moss (Michael Jackson)
Dru Williams (Cindy's Husband)
Debra Wilson (Oprah)
Laura Dash (Saw Villain - Alien)
David Mylrea (Zoltar / 'I'll Pay You')
Craig Mazin (Saw Villain (voice))
David Zucker (Zoltar (voice))
Michael McDonald (Tiffany Stone)
Champagne Powell (Don King)
Steve Archer (Secret Service Agent)
Tim Henry (Dock Foreman)
Alex Bruhanski (Tiffany's Trainer)
Doug Abrahams (Fight Referee)
Blaine Anderson (Vendor at Fight)
Dale Wolfe (Hang Gliding Man)
Ann Warn Pegg ('Were You Naked?')
Jess McLeod (Little Girl)
David MacKay ('Alien Attack!')
Tony Ali (Terrorist)
Jana Mitsoula (Running Woman #1)
Sharon Simms (Running Woman #2)
Mark Burgess ('My Bowels Have Stopped Moving!')
Wes Taylor (Marilyn's New Husband)
Gwenda Lorenzetti (Mr. Koji's Assistant)
Brenda McDonald (Old Lady Henderson)
Tim O'Halloran (Pigface Joe)
Darren Rizzolo (Spit Take Kid #1)
Adam Cannel (Spit Take Kid #2)
Sadie Decoste (Spit Take Kid #3)
Michelle Grigor (Spit Take Kid #4)
Leandro Iddrisu (Spit Take Kid #5)
Justin Callan (Spit Take Kid #6)
Yan-Kay Crystal Lowe (Chingy's Girl #1)
Christie Laing (Chingy's Girl #2)
Angelique Naude (Chingy's Really Hot Waitress)
Dexter Bell (Chingy's Hype Man)
Beverley Breuer (Blonde Woman in Alien Basket)
Scott Barratt (Fight Announcer)
Barry W. Levy (National Spokesman)
Darryl Scheelar (Shotgun Man)
Rorelee Tio (Yoko)
Steve Kiziak (Tom's Neighbor #1)
Link Baker (Tom's Neighbor #2)
Kimberley Buchanan (Tom's Neighbor #3)
Kathryn Dobbs (School Teacher)
Tony Morelli (Ball Scratcher)
Tina Hosford (Wet T-Shirt Girl #1)
Elisa King (Wet T-Shirt Girl #2)
Andrea Morrow (Wet T-Shirt Girl #3)
Monica Dillon (Mahalik's Grandmother)
Sarah Edmondson (Bar Waitress)
Kwesi Ameyaw (Soldier)
Ted Friend (Reporter)
Daniel Bruce (Belgian Minister)
Chic Gibson (UN Diplomat #1)
Robbie Segulam (UN Diplomat #2)
Nimet Kanji (UN Diplomat #3)
Gabriela Cerecero (UN Diplomat #4)
Michael Ikeda (UN Diplomat #5)
Mina E. Mina (UN Diplomat #6)
Ahmad Sharmrou (UN Diplomat #7)
Steadwick D'Penha (UN Diplomat #8)
Gregory Bennett (Russian Diplomat)
Uget Ebony (UN Diplomat #10)
George Grove (Doctor)
Charlie Sheen (Tom Logan (uncredited))
James Earl Jones (Narrator (uncredited))
Patrice O'Neal (Rasheed (uncredited))
Chris Williams (Marcus (uncredited))
Mashiah Vaughn-Hulbert (Principal (uncredited))
Kimani Ray Smith (Cut Man (uncredited))
Yaroslav Poverlo (Belgian Representative in UN (uncredited))
